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    Thursday 7 April 2011

    Hilarious Jude

    My 2 1/2 year son is telling hilarious knock knock jokes over breakfast. He has come up with a sequence, a theme and even a call back to a previous joke. We're impressed with his style (although the substance may need tweaking, but he is only 2 and I've heard 5 year olds tell worse jokes).

    Knock knock (who's there?)
    Baby sissy (baby sissy who?)
    Baby sissy, Lilac.

    Knock knock (who's there?)
    Baby sissy Lilac (Baby sissy Lilac who?)
    Baby sissy Lilac "ROOOAR". Baby sissy sees dinosaur.

    Following this sequence, daddy took the knock knock reigns to teach Jude:

    Knock knock (who's there?)
    Cows (cows who?)
    Cows don't who. Cows Moo. Owls whoooo!

    Jude came back with:

    Knock knock (who's there?)
    Moo cow (moo cow who?)
    Moo cow "ROOOAR". Moo cow sees dinosaur.


    Well, we found it all very amusing!

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